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nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

vampire-kingmarshall-lee:

chinup-chestout:

It’s like in the second to last gif the owl is saying “I got kissed by a really cute boy”

"…oh my" 

This owl is so beautiful??????!!

This owl is prettier than most people 

(Source: animal-diversity)

oxboxer:

"No homo" is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard come out of the mouth of a human. This is my second favorite way to reply - the first, bloody retribution.

Like and comment on Tapastic!

Me at work

the-maddabber:

Cute girl: Can I get a….

Me: mmm nope

Cute girl: hahah so how do I get a yes?

Me: mmmm tell me I’m pretty and you can have whatever you want!

Cute girl: well I mean you are really pretty so… Yes YOURE PRETTY!

Me: blushes and gets socially awkward because cute girl thinks I’m cute and I know she also actually likes girls….

riitsutainaka:

do people realize the reason anime characters sit at the back window is because it saves budget from having to draw the whole class in every shot

(Source: nozomitojo)

undefinedarchetype:

best six second exchange i have ever seen in my life

(Source: lildicktornado)

bryankonietzko:

[Aang] - [Katara] - [Sokka] - [Toph] - [Zuko]

So cool! “Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.”

(Source: fanbending)

wait so is a trigger anything you dislike? Anonymous

faephobia:

noyka:

demisnowflake:

idislikecispeople:

A trigger is anything that ilicits a negative response in someone, so in some sense, yeah?

If that’s the case, I’m triggered by you. Pls delete ur blog right now.

NO A TRIGGER IS SOMETHING THAT ELICITS A REACTION SO SEVERE YOU CANNOT FUNCTION

Examples of disorders and conditions with triggers:

  • PTSD
  • Migraine (especially chronic)
  • Epilepsy
  • Panic Disorder
  • OCD
  • Bipolar Disorder
  • Depression

I have two disorders on that list (PROFESSIONALLY DIAGNOSED) panic disorder and migraines. My mother has cluster migraines trust me when we have episodes we cannot function. When I have panic attacks (one has been triggered by tumblr) I cannot use the computer I can barely breathe and feel like I’m having a heart attack after generally once the adrenaline has worn off some because holy hell does the heart go like crazy. It’s not something to really joke around about and this website loves to abuse the term trigger.

The romanticising being sad dysfunctional losers trend on Tumblr used to trigger my depression often/compound it, I’d just lay on the floor for hours trying to ignore the gnawing emptiness.

vinegod:

this is the best fucking joke I’ve ever thought of ok by Kurtis Conner

Kurtis Conner is my fucking favorite person!

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

grimoireandfaeries:

Pacific Sea-Maid (Siren pacificus) and Carribean Mermaid (Siren carribaeanus) from Arthur Spiderwick’s Field Guide to the Fantastical World Around You

dear gays

mindfang:

if jesus was here,right now what would he say? well He would probably say “why do i look so white in all these paintings” but,

sooo you a rough sex blog preaching feminism? fuckin weird Anonymous

baby-make-it-hurt:

ball-deep:

Look man. I don’t give a fuck if i’m knuckle deep in her ass hole and she’s covered in cum and tied to my bed frame, I still hold her equal to me.

Best answer ever haha

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